Since hardly anyone follows my tumblr, I figured I’d share this little nugget of joy on here!
I knew I needed to stop by a store on my way home from work to buy some tampons…but I completely forgot. Keep in mind, I get off work at 11:30 pm. So, I start getting ready for bed at around 1:20ish when I realize my dumbass didn’t buy any tampons and I’m completely out.
I start thinking that maybe, just maybe there’s one hiding in a purse, buried in a box, or haphazardly chillin’ in my bathroom. I tore through everything. I even looked under my couch in the living room. I was THAT desperate. Just when I was about to give up hope, I decide to rummage through some jumbled up plastic bags laying in the corner of my room. First bag - bobby pins, hair ties, and a comb. Second bag - nothing. Third bag - A. Whole. Box. Full. Of. Glorious. TAMPONS!!!!
I honestly feel like I just won the lottery. The tampon lottery!!!!
You are welcome.
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